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give a royal Welcome to our Maestro of
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musical Madness Sir Samuel of
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Morocco and now good gentles all please
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welcome those lucious lovers of Legends
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L those versatile Vons of voluminous
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vacity as they portray a panoply of
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personalities under this preeminent
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crinium please welcome Mr SMI and Mr
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Jones hello hello there I say
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huzzah nice I'm Mr SM and I'm Mr Jones
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and how is each and everybody doing
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today welcome to the theater the famous
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Royal Theater and while we're in the I
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say let's do a play our
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good together we will be creating a
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creation that will take your
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bread all the world is a
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stage attend and heart if You' here to
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live we're going to tell a tale with
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Once Upon a Time at the start and
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there's a happy ever at the end I say Mr
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J yes s smile what story shall we
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players play today my I suggest the Tale
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As Old As Time a song as old as rhyme
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Beast girl's full of H and dreams little
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something like and if put into makes a
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mind to purs it make her it be hard to
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R for all the world is a stage my friend
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attend we're going to make a little
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magic you all do your part we will
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create a little chicle of heart we're
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going to tell a t with Once Upon a Time
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at the start and there's a ever
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after Ever After at the
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end thank you thank you very
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much what are you doing you're speaking
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French why are you speaking French well
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since our Story begins in a small
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provincial town in France I thought it
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might be a good idea to you know s oh
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s and how long have you been speaking
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French well what time is it now that's
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what I thought actually it's time for
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you to introduce our Royal visitor it
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is to be sure it is with deepest BR and
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greatest pleasure that we welcome you
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here today and now we invite you to give
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a warm welcome to our Royal guest Z one
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Mel bu Melle Bell bour Mr Jones and Mr
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smile bour and welcome to the Royal
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Theater I thank you I'm so excited to be
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here and help tell my story as are we in
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fact we shall play most of the roles in
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your story I shall pretend to be Gaston
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and I shall pretend to be the Beast and
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you shall pretend to be B oh but I am B
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and you will be marvelous I thank you
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I'm sure you'll be marvelous as well did
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you hear that another the Rave review
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and we haven't even begun and so we
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begin places please a seen in the
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village once upon a time there was a
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delightful demoiselle named Belle and it
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was on this particular morning that you
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made your way through your small
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provincial Town book in hand thank you
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indeed B loves books ourway places magic
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spells daring DS heroes in Disguise and
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temp Afters little did B know that today
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would be her Lucky Day hello
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Bill I'm so sorry I promise not to keep
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stopping what is it well it's geston yes
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Mr Jones is pretending to be geston I
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know it's just that geston had much
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muscles chck and he was a little bit
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check and well he wasn't very
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check all right let's take it back to my
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line shall we little did Belle know that
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today would be her Lucky Day hello B
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hello Gest well but you didn't know that
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today would be your lucky day oh uh Book
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Fairs in town no Shan Marie Le Prince is
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here for a book signing uh no oh oh I
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know I know free turkey legs for
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everyone today's today Belle's dreams
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come true and what do you know about my
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dreams gon well I actually gon knew
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nothing about Bell's dreams all he
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really knew was I'm the most eligible
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bachelor in the village I'm strong I'm
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handsome I'm der a Deon exactly I make
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all the ladies Swoon not all the ladies
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ah yes there was one exception B you're
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the most beautiful girl in the village
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which makes you the best and don't I
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best B was this close to getting away
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wet say you'll marry me oh I'm sorry
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Gest done but I just don't deserve you
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well she's right about
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that wait a minute was that a
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yes no but not to worry there are plenty
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of fish in the sea matter of fact I know
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a lovely young lady redhead fond of
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swimming lives with her father in
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DC I'll have bell for my wife make no
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that Belle returned home only to find
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that her father was missing my father is
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missing I must go find
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him picture if you will a young lady
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embarking on an alterate Quest fleeing
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in Fright to the forest she comes upon a
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dark and mysterious Castle little does
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she know she's about to enter the
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hello hello hello hello is anybody there
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is anybody there is anybody there is
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anybody as B looked around she spotted a
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teapot a teapot a teot a
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teot what a Charming Little Teapot s
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stab oh and what's this a damper little
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CLK with such a handsome F and oh my
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what an elegant Candlestick why thank
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you Melle oh remarkable An Elegant
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Candlestick that can talk we we I can
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speak in many different
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languages what is happening well Belle
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is in the library with a candlestick
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beyond that I haven't a
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clue you see Melle this is an Enchanted
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Castle we can all talk all of you but of
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course my name is cworth At Your
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SP and I am lumere candles and te and cl
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oh my they soon understood that the
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castle was indeed Enchanted and as she
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continued to explore she discovered a
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oh it's beautiful suddenly how do the
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shadow spring forth a
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beast gnarling that that nut roting
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breath that smell of garlic in Old
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milkit it over so fou so repulsive so
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outrageous stinky that any living
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creature would Wither in it
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pass you finished play on F
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creature what are you doing here realize
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what you could have done I didn't get
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out so B finds out her father's in the
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dungeon and offers to take his her
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father's place the Beast agrees letting
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her father go as long as B promises to
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stay with him the beast in the castle
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which is great for the Beast because
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he's so lonely the B Because who wants
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to live with the Beast with P because
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maybe she break the St they canot be
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you see the Beast was once a handsome
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prins I think because of the selfishness
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spell was cast upon him and all of us
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castle as for the rosy to was put under
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a spell it continued to BL until this
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the prince's 21st year as you can see
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the pedals have begun to fall what if
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the Beast can learn to love in another
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and earn her love before the spal Falls
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then the spell would be broken and we
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will all be human again if not there
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remain a beast for all
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time oh what's the use you'll never see
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me as anything but a monster perhaps
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there's a way to help her seiz the good
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how well to begin with you must learn to
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be kind yes you simply must behave like
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the prince you really are we and
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fortunately for us the Kingdom's three
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leading experts on princely Behavior are
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with us today oh this will never work oh
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you must try for all our sakes you must
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try we will and we will help you be your
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best lesson number one a royal bow put
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your left fo behind your right slide
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your right fo forward and put your left
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hand in and your right hand out
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then you do the Hoke Pokey and you turn
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around that's what it's all
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about lesson number two the Royal dance
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oh sir s some Royal dancing music see
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will play all right put your hands like
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this ready here we go and you swear and
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you swear and you turn through three
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turn three look at you you're natural I
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look into my eyes too
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in let's have some fun
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everyone all right get ready for some
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manif and finally B fairy tale must with
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royal you are now officially a gentlemen
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are you ready I can do this for
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now he welcome to Charming and
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B the beast's heart was pounding how
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could he begin to tell her how he felt
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he knew for certain that he loved her
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B I'm sorry I behaved like B
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that's all right perhaps I jump to
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conclusions it's true you know you
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really can't judge a book by cover ah s
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is right the lights are dim if music be
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I didn't know better I think B had
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feelings for this Beast don't you know
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that monster will make off with your
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children he'll come after you tonight
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we're not safe until his head is mounted
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to my wall I say we kill the Beast who's
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ah don't be afraid screw your coverage
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at the sticking place and we will not
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fail where are you Beast come on out and
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time oh no no no not the time no
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no look what you did no I didn't yes you
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did no I did yes you did no I did yes I
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did this why how I remember it happening
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he started it no I didn't yes you did no
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I didn't yes you did no I didn't yes I
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did let's take it back to Mr smite's
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no her Beast B is mine Beast did you
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honestly think she would want you when
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she could have someone like me please
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up let me go let me go please don't hurt
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anything get out and don't ever come
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out you can tell I'm falling right
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Beast you can't leave me not now maybe
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it's better this way oh sh don't talk
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like that you'll be all right we're
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together now everything's going to be
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see I have to see one last time please
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as the last P fell from the rose it
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seemed that the spell would never be
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broken that is until magic began to rain
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sky like shooting stars Sparkles of
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light fell from above rising from the
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ground the Beast appeared to float
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before Belle's eyes and he began to
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change what had been a hideous Beast was
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now trans for me and the power of true
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love had long last the spell was
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broken theast was again a prince B
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became my princess and we all live
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after let's have a r Round of Applause
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for princess B thank you very
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much the for is Samuel
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of and so we made a little mag
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we Upon a Time at the start and Happ
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end happily ever after at the